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dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

(via stateofperspective)

im—really—weird:

katorade27:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

you are the future

saltandvinegarcrisps:

i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far

(via eisnekcam)

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

(via mintaraley)

the-vashta-nerada:

when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it

(via effervescent-ailurophile)